Frankie’s Back

I was in need of a new wireless keyboard.  So, hubby and I visited the local tech stores and set about evaluating the right fit.  The right fit for Frankie’s back, that is.

Frankie is my puppy.  Well, he’s three years old, but he is my puppy.  He started out as my dog, because he was a tiny little thing.  My husband wanted a real dog.  But I wanted a substitiue baby. We were empty-nesters and I wasn’t ready for a completely empty nest.

I became Frankie’s mother when he was a wee three and a half pound ball of blonde fluff.  He attached himself to my motherly heart when I first held him.  I mean, he rested his cute little head over my beating heart and he had me.  I was in love.  Now this was the first time I had fallen in love with a puppy.  We had had other dogs in the family over the years but they really belonged to the boys.  I was a caretaker, not their mother, or mommy, which is what I am to Frankie.

Silly, huh.  I used to think so.  But love changes everything now doesnt it?

Full disclosure: I have no resistance to cute. Each of my kids figured that out when they were toddlers. Look cute and Mom will melt.  Not the best parenting technique, but they all turned out to be loving and kind adults, so I suppose it’s not the worst parenting technique.  And cute, they are all still cute.

Anyway, back to Frankie’s back.  In the first weeks of Frankie I had taken on the habit of holding him a lot.  A whole lot.  So, when I sat down to work at my desk, I picked Frankie up and placed him on my lap.  I had already gotten in the habit of working with my feet up on the desk, wireless keyboard in lap, and back tilted in an oh so dilettante way that no one would suspect I was working.  This was not the first time I held a baby while writing.  When Katie was little and I was in grad school, she would attach herself, legs around my waist and arms around my neck and I would write terms papers reaching around her little body while attempting to pull off a scholarly bluff. Precedent. I already told you, I have no resistance to cute.

Frankie grew.  From three and a half pounds to somewhere near 17 pounds.  He’s still little, given that he is half Dachshund and half small poodle.  He still fits nicely in my lap, but the keyboard has to fit on his back and balance comfortably for both of us.

Hence, the quest.  We purchased a lovely solar powered model yesterday.  When I tried it out this morning, it did not fit properly on Frankie’s back.  Kept slipping. So, return and exchange register here we come.

Later that day: a keyboard that fits Frankie’s back and my lap, feet up on the desk.

Now back to the novel I’ve been coaxing out of the ether.  Frankie, are you ready to work?

 

Helpful Hints

Why are helpful suggestions so irritating?

Ah, the deep questions I pose.

The subject of today’s post was generated because my husband/web master (doesn’t ‘master’ carry a sinister tone?) noticed in horror!  horror, I say!! that I have not posted to this site which he built and maintains, in a very, very long time.

But, but…. I have only lame excuses.  Alas and alack!!  Let slip the dogs of war!! (it is Shakespeare’s birth and death day, so there).

Now, this husband/web master of mine has known me a very, very long time.  At sixteen I suppose I was still cute and  smart in a sarcastic/sassy sort of way, and, most of all I was a girl! (he went to an all boys high school, you see) so he was more than willing to overlook any faults I might be the proud owner of. (I know, that preposition thing.) And besides, who but he and other way too smart people, ever dreamed there would be a computer in every home.  (A loftier goal than a chicken in every pot, I must say.)

Now, in my defense, I would be willing to overlook his faults, if I could find any.  It’s tough living with a saint.  An organized, highly productive and creative saint at that.  Add even tempered and genuinely nice, and look what I have to deal with!

The balance of the faults falls to my side.  I am messy, disorganized, ready and willing to follow any tangent that shadows my path (“Squirrel!” for all you “UP!” fans) and full of good intentions. (You remember, the path to hell is paved with them.)  And today, apparently, I am full of parentheticals– I hope it’s not fatal.

But, I digress.  Re: faults of mine.

Helpful suggestions are irritating because the one on the receiving end is usually quite aware of the need to improve and doesn’t really need/want a reminder from the more perfect person.  Every time Grace Notes pops up (this web master of mine has arranged it so it is the first thing to pop when I open the net) I cringed.  I started out with good intentions, again, to post every week.  And for a long while, to my credit, I claim, I did just that.  Whether I had anything to talk about or not.

But here I am.  February 4th to April 23.  Not so much every week.  I have fallen off the regular posting wagon.  I promise to reform.  I’ll take the pledge.  See you next week. I hope.

 

Cave Days

I’m kinda liking hibernation.

I’ve got my feet up on my desk, keyboard in lap, soup simmering on the stove and a fresh cup of coffee at hand.

It’s day four of being confined to the house because of an ice storm in Texas.  The rest of the country has been covered in feet of snow, but so far we have escaped the wrath of winter with only a slick covering of ice and now a fresh falling of powdery white to cover and keep the streets frozen. Still, Texas is pretty much closed for business. My son in Boston doesn’t want to hear about not being able to drive on the ice.  He keeps shoveling the white stuff onto piles that are taller than he is, and standing on corners waiting for buses while the wind chills him to several degrees below zero.

Meat and Potatoes

Pot Roast, anyone?

Characters in my novel-in-progress have been hovering around the kitchen, the living room and the back yard for weeks now, waiting to eat Pot Roast. They’ve been lingering and thinking, but now it was time to eat. But I couldn’t seem to get them to the table. Well, finally, they can have their supper.

How did such a thing happen? Well, that’s what I’m writing about: the glimpses of the numinous we get to be part of in the creative arts.  Mine is quite a humble glimpse, but, I am thrilled by it.  Why?  Well, let me tell you.

Touchstone

I think most writers have a theme they keep coming back to, no matter the piece they are working on. Unless I have completely misunderstood myself over the years, I recognize that my theme is one of finding the sacred in the ordinary.  Ordinary things, ordinary conversation, ordinary kindnesses.  This is fiction/non-fiction hybrid.

The rings on the sideboard have been polished, but not enough to erase them.

Ice filled glasses dripped right through the small linen squares that were inadequate against the condensation. The linens were not coasters, of course, but when your drink was freshly made and the glass still dry, you might hold the small square in your hand as a layer against the ice, not thinking ahead to when the glass would sweat right into the wood.

Pewter coasters with flying geese etched into them were set out, but after a few Manhattans, aiming to set the glass inside the lip was a challenge.  So the finely woven linens, freshly ironed that afternoon, stood in.

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